No officer, you don’t understand! You put the gun in your hands, but you don’t pull the trigger. Why are you arresting me?? IT’S A METAPHOR!!!
she was reborn in blood and fire
this dragon queen who wears her name is a true t a r g a r y e n
*doctor voice* congratulations! it’s a brony!
put it back
Nah once a brony leaves his mother he never enters a woman again
I laughed so hard all air has left my lungs and blew a hole through the wall.
Damn, this girl was prepared.
|—||Gabriel (via mooseleys)|
i looked so good at the grocery store today…….. i was even checking myself out
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.
I had a snail phase at one point
WHAT THE FUCK
theres a Meme Page in the yearbook
our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
So guys, at my school we have a senior, Hannah Wagernackle, and she has Down’s syndrome. Despite that, she is very popular, and on our cheerleading team. A few weeks ago, she asked James Maslow, from Big Time Rush, to prom through a video. The video has over 20,000 hits, and on Friday morning, he sent a response. Sadly, he could not make it to our prom because he would be shooting for Dancing with the Stars. Instead, he flew her and her mom and sister out to LA for an extended weekend with him. He took them to Disneyland, and she is coming with him to shoot DWTS on Monday and they are going to have their own special prom dance. I cannot believe this happened to one of us. Please share this story, Hannah’s story, to show that not all celebrities are douches to their fans.
"How are you, Dean?"